Absolutely hillarious jokes
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| The story | There a only 10 kinds of people in the world |
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| There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t | |
| Comment: | A little lame, but nice humor |
| Rating: | 5/10 |
| The story | The new super computer can things that no other can |
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| Have you heard about the new quantum computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds. | |
| Comment: | A little lame but it has some humor and can make you smile for a second or two |
| Rating: | 5/10 |
| The story | Two strings walk into a bar |
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| Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, 'So what’ll it be?' The first string says, 'I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu' 'Please excuse my friend', the second string says, 'He isn’t null-terminated.' | |
| Comment: | Nice geek humor but probably younger folks (GenZ) won't get it. |
| Rating: | 5/10 |
| The story | Eight bytes walk into a bar |
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| Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' reply the bytes. 'Make us a double.' | |
| Comment: | Another lame data type joke, but it has some humor - imagine some bytes would really walk into a bar |
| Rating: | 5/10 |
| The story | The secret about recursion |
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| In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion. | |
| Comment: | This is only for insiders (who understand recursion) |
| Rating: | 3/10 |
| The story | Chuck Norris knows recursion |
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| Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions… and have them return. | |
| Comment: | There have to be at least one CNJ |
| Rating: | 2/10 |
| The story | Chuck Norris extends OOP beyond any means |
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| Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class. | |
| Comment: | This one is really funny if you think about the consequences |
| Rating: | 6/10 |
| The story | Bartender has a heart for errors |
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| Three Errors walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Normally, I’d throw you all out, but tonight I’ll make an Exception. | |
| Comment: | This was probably at Christmas eve |
| Rating: | 6/10 |
| The story | Finally a SQL walks into a bar joke |
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| A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?' | |
| Comment: | These kind of jokes should be easily be generated by GPT3. |
| Rating: | 2/10 |
| The story | Always at the expense of the poor VB programmers |
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| Why do VB programmers always wear glasses? Because they don't See-Sharp | |
| Comment: | Adapted from a Java joke but it also fits of course. |
| Rating: | 2/10 |