Absolutely hillarious jokes

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The storyThere a only 10 kinds of people in the world
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t
Comment:A little lame, but nice humor
The storyThe new super computer can things that no other can
Have you heard about the new quantum computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
Comment:A little lame but it has some humor and can make you smile for a second or two
The storyTwo strings walk into a bar
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, 'So what’ll it be?' The first string says, 'I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu' 'Please excuse my friend', the second string says, 'He isn’t null-terminated.'
Comment:Nice geek humor but probably younger folks (GenZ) won't get it.
The storyEight bytes walk into a bar
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' reply the bytes. 'Make us a double.'
Comment:Another lame data type joke, but it has some humor - imagine some bytes would really walk into a bar
The storyThe secret about recursion
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
Comment:This is only for insiders (who understand recursion)
The storyChuck Norris knows recursion
Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions… and have them return.
Comment:There have to be at least one CNJ
The storyChuck Norris extends OOP beyond any means
Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
Comment:This one is really funny if you think about the consequences
The storyBartender has a heart for errors
Three Errors walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Normally, I’d throw you all out, but tonight I’ll make an Exception.
Comment:This was probably at Christmas eve
The storyFinally a SQL walks into a bar joke
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?'
Comment:These kind of jokes should be easily be generated by GPT3.
The storyAlways at the expense of the poor VB programmers
Why do VB programmers always wear glasses? Because they don't See-Sharp
Comment:Adapted from a Java joke but it also fits of course.